a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

(via thewritingcafe)

crimmson:

tansh0:

dave-strid0rk:

geometricdeathtrap:

sanana-oppa:

solarfox6:

stelera:

zexionienzo:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.


HOMESTUCKS WHERE ARE YOU THIS IS THE REAL LIFE ALCHEMITER.

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Ahem. Homestucks, I give you a fast, easy way to create horns for your cosplays which are lightweight, and extremely durable. The horns featured above are 3D printed in acrylic, and only slightly heavier than fully dried model magic, though they are significantly stronger. While mounting them to my headband, I dropped one from about 4 feet. It was completely fine.

yEs

ONCE I SAW THOSE HORNS I SCREAMED TO FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!

Why isn’t anyone addressing the fact that we can make lots of dicks

are you Dave Strider

SOMEONE ANSWER PLEASE CAN YOU PRINT DILDOS I AM ASKING FOR A FRIEND I SWEAR

please do not use your 3d printers to make dildos. the standard plastics and stuff that 3d printers use should not be crammed up your hoohas. please print your dildos responsibly and do careful research before use.

crimmson:

WHAT THE FUCK

I can imagine the tv ad now

"Tired of using cucumbersome foodstuffs? Want more peas of mind? Lettuce help!"

ladyilena:

yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

I will die for this AU

(via commander-kulan)

ladyilena:

Sorta sequel to [this]

I’m digging this deep and now I CAN’T STOP//////////////

hiddlescones:


Written for Femslash February ~ Natasha Romanoff/Maria Hill.

"I don’t think we were that bad." Maria’s voice was breathy from laughing, her cheeks red with mirth as she and Natasha strolled lazily through the park. It was a lovely, if cool, night and though her natural pessimism wanted to hang onto the flaws, she couldn’t deny that the atmosphere was perfect for a roman … friendly walk through the tree’s.
"Are you kidding?" Natasha asked incredulously, her own laughter evident in her voice, "I thought we were going to be thrown out when we started on Whitney Houston."
There was more laughter between the two women as they recalled their disastrous but highly entertaining venture into the world of karaoke. They hadn’t even known the bar they’d chosen had a karaoke machine, but flippant comments about what the other would be willing to sing, boosted by liquid courage, had ended with both of them caterwauling like dying cats in front of a few dozen people; some impressed. Some distinctly not.
When the laughter died down and they were left walking, the silence was comfortable but Maria still felt compelled to say something. “Well, I had a lot of fun, at least.”
"Yeah, me too." Natasha replied with an easy smile "We should do this every week." The redhead huffed out a chuckle "Well, maybe not this.”
Maria agreed strongly, though tried to mask that enthusiasm in her reply. “We definitely should.” She wasn’t sure she entirely succeeded.
Another round of chuckles led to another comfortable silence that stretched for several minutes. During those minutes, Maria tried not to let her excitement swell beyond control. Yes, she had what amounted to a substantial crush on her fellow agent and yes, the thought of spending time each weekend with her did sound just this side of heaven, but there was no reason to let Natasha know that and risk scaring her away.
No. No, instead, Maria was content to walk along side her, sneaking glances at her whenever she felt she could get away with it. Well, not entirely content, but it was enough; especially since she suspected it was all she could have.
When they reached the gates leading out of the park, Maria knew the night was over. Natasha was already hailing a cab and, since they lived on opposite ends of town, now was the time to say goodnight. She silenced the irritating voice in her mind telling her to do something, kiss her, and get everything out in the open, there was no way she was throwing away the standing date she had just managed to luck into.
At that moment, just as a cab pulled up for Natasha, she turned and smiled at Maria. “I’m looking forward to next week.”
With a well practised, casual smile, Maria nodded “Me too.”
And then Natasha’s lips were on hers. A soft hand barely brushing the pink-tinged skin of her cheek. Maria’s brows came together, though in confusion or the effort of not tangling her hands in that fiery mane and pressing their bodies together she had no idea.
And just like that, it was over. Natasha stepped back and took with her the warmth Maria hadn’t even noticed. The tingle on her lips compelled her to lick them instinctually.God she could taste her
Smiling widely, probably at the stunned look painted over Maria’s face, Natasha waved an arm back towards the cab “You can take this one, I’ll get the next.”
Maria thought that, maybe, she should protest; allow Natasha this cab, bit instead, she made a  grunting noise that she hopes sounded like agreement and went towards the cab. She was not only in a state of shock, but she also, rather in contrast to how she imagined she’d behave after kissing Natasha, kind of needed to go. She needed to, in a way, convince herself that what just happened had actually happened, that Natasha actually wanted her.
So, with a last wave goodbye, Maria gave the cabbie her address and started getting her mind right. Because, next week there would be none of this shock business. Oh no, next week, she would be the smoothest date Natasha has ever had.
'Yeah, sure you will Maria.'

hiddlescones:

Written for Femslash February ~ Natasha Romanoff/Maria Hill.

"I don’t think we were that bad." Maria’s voice was breathy from laughing, her cheeks red with mirth as she and Natasha strolled lazily through the park. It was a lovely, if cool, night and though her natural pessimism wanted to hang onto the flaws, she couldn’t deny that the atmosphere was perfect for a roman … friendly walk through the tree’s.

"Are you kidding?" Natasha asked incredulously, her own laughter evident in her voice, "I thought we were going to be thrown out when we started on Whitney Houston."

There was more laughter between the two women as they recalled their disastrous but highly entertaining venture into the world of karaoke. They hadn’t even known the bar they’d chosen had a karaoke machine, but flippant comments about what the other would be willing to sing, boosted by liquid courage, had ended with both of them caterwauling like dying cats in front of a few dozen people; some impressed. Some distinctly not.

When the laughter died down and they were left walking, the silence was comfortable but Maria still felt compelled to say something. “Well, I had a lot of fun, at least.”

"Yeah, me too." Natasha replied with an easy smile "We should do this every week." The redhead huffed out a chuckle "Well, maybe not this.

Maria agreed strongly, though tried to mask that enthusiasm in her reply. “We definitely should.” She wasn’t sure she entirely succeeded.

Another round of chuckles led to another comfortable silence that stretched for several minutes. During those minutes, Maria tried not to let her excitement swell beyond control. Yes, she had what amounted to a substantial crush on her fellow agent and yes, the thought of spending time each weekend with her did sound just this side of heaven, but there was no reason to let Natasha know that and risk scaring her away.

No. No, instead, Maria was content to walk along side her, sneaking glances at her whenever she felt she could get away with it. Well, not entirely content, but it was enough; especially since she suspected it was all she could have.

When they reached the gates leading out of the park, Maria knew the night was over. Natasha was already hailing a cab and, since they lived on opposite ends of town, now was the time to say goodnight. She silenced the irritating voice in her mind telling her to do something, kiss her, and get everything out in the open, there was no way she was throwing away the standing date she had just managed to luck into.

At that moment, just as a cab pulled up for Natasha, she turned and smiled at Maria. “I’m looking forward to next week.”

With a well practised, casual smile, Maria nodded “Me too.”

And then Natasha’s lips were on hers. A soft hand barely brushing the pink-tinged skin of her cheek. Maria’s brows came together, though in confusion or the effort of not tangling her hands in that fiery mane and pressing their bodies together she had no idea.

And just like that, it was over. Natasha stepped back and took with her the warmth Maria hadn’t even noticed. The tingle on her lips compelled her to lick them instinctually.God she could taste her

Smiling widely, probably at the stunned look painted over Maria’s face, Natasha waved an arm back towards the cab “You can take this one, I’ll get the next.”

Maria thought that, maybe, she should protest; allow Natasha this cab, bit instead, she made a  grunting noise that she hopes sounded like agreement and went towards the cab. She was not only in a state of shock, but she also, rather in contrast to how she imagined she’d behave after kissing Natasha, kind of needed to go. She needed to, in a way, convince herself that what just happened had actually happened, that Natasha actually wanted her.

So, with a last wave goodbye, Maria gave the cabbie her address and started getting her mind right. Because, next week there would be none of this shock business. Oh no, next week, she would be the smoothest date Natasha has ever had.

'Yeah, sure you will Maria.'

ladyilena:

”..Who the hell is Natasha?”

I became so engrossed in the idea of Natasha being the Winter Soldier I COULDN’T HELP IT sorrynotsorry

THE MARTASHA SHIPPER IN ME IS RETURNING QUITE SUDDENLY IN FULL FORCE

Go to bed feeling horrible, wake up the next day feeling horrible

AKA haha fuck u life f u c k u

viedyn:

Anyone want to play a game with me? I’m feeling down and I need a pick-me-up.

Mind you, I probably won’t talk much. Or be much fun to play with.

No? Okay.

Okay.

Anyone want to play a game with me? I’m feeling down and I need a pick-me-up.

Mind you, I probably won’t talk much. Or be much fun to play with.

  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.
— 21 things my father never told me  (via w-ildfires)

(via trixdraws)

wtfistheplot:


Blurb: Following a mysterious explosion, a city on the coast of Scotland falls under the heel of a military lock down, sickness and fear rapidly escalating into violence. Caught between what is familiar and fate’s cruel sense of humour, Paige and her friends find themselves struggling to survive, and with Paige’s growing abilities drawing more attention with each day can they escape with their lives intact?

No ‘device’? PC/Mac reading apps for kindle - US / UK
Available Internationally! (hover for pricing)
US / UK / CA / AU / FR / DE
Paige is a queer woc pushed into extraordinary circumstances, fighting for survival with frightening powers in a city at boiling point.
(signal boosting would be greatly appreciated :3)
ok last post I’ll make about this damn thing for a little while

wtfistheplot:

Blurb: Following a mysterious explosion, a city on the coast of Scotland falls under the heel of a military lock down, sickness and fear rapidly escalating into violence. Caught between what is familiar and fate’s cruel sense of humour, Paige and her friends find themselves struggling to survive, and with Paige’s growing abilities drawing more attention with each day can they escape with their lives intact?

No ‘device’? PC/Mac reading apps for kindle - US / UK

Available Internationally! (hover for pricing)

US / UK / CA / AU / FR / DE

Paige is a queer woc pushed into extraordinary circumstances, fighting for survival with frightening powers in a city at boiling point.

(signal boosting would be greatly appreciated :3)

ok last post I’ll make about this damn thing for a little while

(via llhayne)

Getting pissed off the night before a test is not advisable because now I can’t sleep and fuck my life

10 years. 4157 performances. Happy 10th Anniversary, Wicked. (October 30th, 2003)

(via commander-kulan)